Elementary Musings

Part 1:

Me: "Your shoes are on backwards. Did you know that?"

Zeppelin (as in Led, that's right) (6 years of age): [With straightforward face and dead serious eyes] "Yes. It's because I'm an alien."

Part 2, a question:

How is it that the "less behaved" kids end up with names like "Jesús" and "Zion"?